As long as marriage is being redefined by the progressives these days, is it any wonder that some women have decided large inanimate objects make perfectly suitable spouses? Last year we had Babalonyia Wedding a Warehouse in Seattle. This summer it was an Australian woman getting hitched to a French bridge; Rock-solid love: Australian woman marries a bridge in France.
  
The UK Daily Mail has the story ~

Jodi Rose married Le Pont du Diable Bridge in Céret, southern France after falling head over heels for the ‘sensual’ 14th century stone structure[…]
 
Although her new husband may struggle to express his feelings, newlywed Jodi said ‘his being is very present, and I feel at peace in his strong embrace’ […]
 
‘He makes me feel connected to the earth and draws me to rest from my endless nomadic wanderings. He is fixed, stable, rooted to the ground, while I am nomadic, transient, ever on the road.

 
The groom, being the strong and silent type, had little to say – much less any choice in the matter.
 
Gee, isn’t rejecting God’s transcendent truth and embracing moral relativity fun?
Actually, I find it quite depressing. In fact, in this case it seems particularly appropriate that Rose’s new “husband” is named The Devil’s Bridge.
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Related:
The whole “marriage-equality,” “just-wanna-marry-the-one-I-love,” agit-prop was of course a devious ploy all along. The end goal was to make a sham out of matrimony itself; Gay Marriage Makes Just ANY Relationship OK ~

Ultimately, those that stood against gay “marriage” were 100% correct. Allowing gay marriage is just the first step in destroying the institution of marriage altogether, eliminating the family, opening the door to libertinism and license, and the complete destruction of responsibility and all this will certainly harm our children who will find a lack of stability in their lives as a result.
 
So, guys, do you want to “marry” four women? Gay marriage has given you hope. Do you want to marry your dog? Your couch? Get ready to walk to the altar. All you child porn-loving pervs out there, do you want to marry a kid? Thank the gays for taking you one step closer to realizing your sick dream.