This just in from Russia Today ~
Somali Islamists offer a bounty of 10 camels for Barack Obama.
 
In response to the US State Department’s offer of up to $33 million for help in catching the leaders of Shabab – a radical Islamist group which controls much of Somalia – the terrorists have made a counter-proposal; a reward of 10 camels for the capture of President Obama.
 
Apparently, the Koran mentions an incident where a bounty of 100 camels was offered on the prophet Mohammed. The US President was then priced at one tenth of that.
 
A reward has also been announced for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Not surprisingly, considering the second-class citizen status of women in Muslim countries, they’ve set that value slightly lower. Madam Secretary will only fetch “10 hens and 10 roosters.”
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Barack Hussein Obama, no doubt schmoozing with his celebrity buddies, was unavailable for comment.